You know, politics, if you make the most of it, you work hard, you use some common sense, and you make an effort to be patriotic, you can do well. If you don't, you get stuck as the ski-bum boy toy of a gin-soaked ketchup dowager.
LOL.
That's a great variation of the set-up line that Kerry provided for the new genre of "stuck in" jokes (evidence of evolution in humour through mutation of the set-up line). There's a good collection of "stuck-in" jokes written by FReepers here:
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1730960/posts?page=51,42
Please add your joke to the collection -- it won't be a complete collection without it.