Wait ... you mean that we are actually supposed to read the articles? Fully? As in to the end? Whoa.
;-)
Actually, there is a long and strong tradition around here of reading no further than the title, then posting your opinion thereof, then hijacking the thread to whatever other subject you haven't read anything about that day. In fact, one FReeper has a tagline to the effect that he/she has been posting without reading the article since 1999.
Anyway, I once apologized for hitting the post button before I proofread my response, and was almost laughed out of the thread.
It is my vote that we let you live ... this time.