That would be CLASSIC!!!
Call a press conference...step to the podieum in the East Room..."I've called you together today to give my response to the letter written to Americans by the President of Iran...as you know they've been talking out of both sides of their mouth lately...saying they want to help stabilize Iraq while sending money and arms to the insurgents...so President Ahmeni...Ackmina...oh hell...President Alphabet...THIS is my reply to your letter on behalf of the American people..."
(takes out Zippo...ignites letter...and leaves it burning on the podium as he walks off)
Burn baby burn should be playing in the background.