Good idea.
Abdul, you can choose this delightful two-bedroom yurt in Scorpionview, or the split-level cave in Squalorville. We think you'd be more comfortable there. The schools are top-notch, even though they're all blown up. Roads are narrow enough for IED practice, And there's a mosque on every corner, complete with raving imam, explosives in the basement, and money-laundering facilities for those midnight arms purchases.
Hey you are on a roll.