[TheErnFormerlyKnownAsBig]

ICE ICE BABY, TOO COOL!

[Billthedrill]

Thanks for the ping. I'd never put an infant in the freezer to cool her down. I usually give her 30 seconds or so with a CO₂ fire extinguisher. If you do it in the bathtub you can usually have the evidence cleaned up by the time the folks get home...

[Ciexyz]

A Canadian lady I know online, was describing how great the Canadian healthcare system is: she gets to go to the doctor "every three months" for a checkup! Wowzer!