[Jack Hammer]

"As soon as we've developed nuclear weapons, we can give The Bomb to the Syrians, to al-Qaeda, and to Hamas - then launch on Israel and attack the United States."

Whoops. Sorry - wrong madman.

[TET1968]

"After the next terrorist strike at the heart of Wall Street , while the splintered Republicans continue to wage war on each other on issues like immigration, and same sex marriage, the masses will stand up and welcome me as "The One", who can save our nation while I will be praising you Teresa , for your timing in shorting airlines,oil and insurance company stocks."