We're of like mind on this can opener issue! ;-)
In about six seconds someone will chime in that we're both commie, pro-abortion, gun grabbing, Stalinist Clintonista elitists and that the only way to go is with an electric can opener (bought at Wal-Mart) that demonstrates American ingenuinty and whose purchase helps the economy.
Sounds about right. I'm sticking with the can opener of the proletariat, no matter what!