I have some choice words that wouldn't pass the filters. If he'd said that 2 years ago, we might have been out of Iraq by now.
From the above satire piece:
"Now the media sees him as an old fogey whom they have discovered was questioned during the Abcsam corruption investigation 25 years ago.
We missed that, said Arthur O. Sulzberger, Jr. of The New York Times. Our fact checking has been computerized, and the records dont go back 25 years. Were investigating that, and we will announce a new policy on fact checking soon.
That part cracked me up. Especially the spelling of "ABSCAM"---"Abcsam" lol.