[Mad Dawg]

Oy! Am I HURT by this award of money! My feelings are SO hurt! It's goota be four, maybe five thousand dollaqrs worth of pain -- even with the Post-Thanksgiving sale, I've got SUCH hurt feelings! OWW! OwwiE! Maybe even $5,500!

And for $6k I'll agree to KEEP a bag on my head.

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[Stoat]

And for $6k I'll agree to KEEP a bag on my head.

I wonder how much it would cost to have her and her friends develop an interest in being an enthusiastic and productive part of Western culture?

Whatever it is, it's too much.  People shouldn't have to be paid just to be a normal, sane person.