Meet Hitler, the Bed-Wetting Drug Addict

Der Spiegel ^ | November 23, 2006 | David Crossland

[NCjim]

German cinema breaks new ground in January with its first comedy about Hitler. Jewish director Dani Levy is following in the footsteps of Charlie Chaplin, maker of "The Great Dictator," with a decidedly unsympathetic portrayal of Hitler as a bed-wetting drug addict who is making the world suffer for his beatings as a child.

Hitler likes to play with his toy battleship in the bath, wets his bed, can't get an erection and is addicted to drugs he keeps in his giant globe, according to Germany's first comedy about the Führer, made by Jewish director Dani Levy.

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Another scene shows an embarrassed looking Hitler lying on top of Eva Braun who says "I can't feel you Mein Führer."

At the end of the film, Hitler's barber accidentally shaves off half his little moustache, sending the dictator into a violent rage which causes him to lose his voice minutes before he is due to hold his speech. Grünbaum has to take over ...

[Lx]

In, "High Hitler" they were giving him daily injections of methamphetamine. Even though it was medical grade and not made by the guy down the street in his bathtub, meth is very bad. It causes: Delusions, paranoia, hallucinations among other things. The fact that he was getting this everyday is probably a large part of his blessed insanity. I say blessed because if he'd had all his marbles, we might be speaking German.

The ironic thing is, if he'd died right after the anschluss with Austria, he'd still be hailed as a hero that saved Germany.

[Rockpile]

Imagine that, a man who didn't eat meat and didn't smoke either. A vegan non-smoker.

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Hitler was also a gun-control freak, butch homosexual, super socialist. He should have been keynote speaker at US Democratic Party Conventions.

[SauronOfMordor]

If Hitler had died in 1935, Europe would still have been involved in a bloodbath. Let's not forget Stalin.

If not for Hitler, Stalin would have overrun Europe (either by invasion, or by Kremlin-financed revolution), and killed off large chunks of the middle class as he did in Russia and Ukraine