[BeHoldAPaleHorse]

Also, I'd love to see your reaction to some strange men with guns approaching your house in the middle of the night.

Politely inquire as to their business, and be ready to engage if necessary.

Less fun that opening fire on anyone and everyone like the keyboard Rambos threaten to do, but probably a wiser course of action.

[billybudd]

"Politely inquire" - haha!