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Gee.... just in time for christmas! (grrr....)

1 posted on 11/21/2006 11:43:08 AM PST by Silicon Cowboy
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37 posted on 11/21/2006 12:00:50 PM PST by Lucky9teen (U know your family is dysfunctional if Thanxgiving Dinner consists of Wild Turkey vs. roast turkey)
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Mother of two Karen Gallimore was searching for Christmas gifts for her two daughters, Laura 10, and Sarah, 11...

On a side note: It's nice to see that the woman who's complaining didn't give her daughters "stripper names".

40 posted on 11/21/2006 12:02:20 PM PST by Redcloak (Speak softly and wear a loud shirt.)
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http://direct.tesco.com/q/R.100-4792.aspx

Before everyone hyperventilates, read the accompanying text.


"SUITABLE FOR ADULTS ONLY. Simply extend the Peekaboo pole inside the tube, put on the music and get fit."
51 posted on 11/21/2006 12:08:22 PM PST by Dr.Zoidberg (Mohammedism - Bringing you only the best of the 6th century for fourteen hundred years.)
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Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

Never thought we'd actually see the Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset or it's equivalent, huh?

55 posted on 11/21/2006 12:15:12 PM PST by CFC__VRWC (AIDS, abortion, euthanasia - Don't liberals just kill ya?)
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Okay folks, calm down. Unless a cached version of Tesco's online catalog shows differently, a little pajama-media-style research shows the story is bogus.

A search of their site for the word 'pole' turns up the product, but when you narrow the search to the Toys & Games section of the catalog, only a tricycle with a pole handle for the parent to push or guide the tike on the trike showe up.

The item in question is listed in the Fitness Accessories submenu of the Fitness Equipment menu.


57 posted on 11/21/2006 12:20:28 PM PST by The_Reader_David (And when they behead your own people in the wars which are to come, then you will know. . .)
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Just when I thought that I'd seen it all...

SNL couldn't come up with a skit this good.

59 posted on 11/21/2006 12:30:23 PM PST by wbill
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ping


60 posted on 11/21/2006 12:31:00 PM PST by stylecouncilor
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Once again South Parkcaptured this absurdity in a recent episode where yong preteen girls were convincing their parents to let them shop at a mall store called "Stupid Spoiled Whore".
61 posted on 11/21/2006 12:34:09 PM PST by The Great RJ ("Mir we bleiwen wat mir sin" or "We want to remain what we are." ..Luxembourg motto)
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Wonderful idea - a little pole dancer for Muffy and Janie and Sally to play with. Perhaps it will offer some sort of subliminal career guidance to the kiddies. Does she come complete with mini-coke to snort, and a mini-pimp to beat and bully her? How about several mini-babies born to various mini-fathers out of wedlock, all to be raised by mini-profits from mini-johns. Ah, me... childhood is such a magical time, and Christmas the ideal opportunity to introduce the kids to the pleasures and privileges of the pole dancer's life.


62 posted on 11/21/2006 12:34:43 PM PST by Jack Hammer
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I'VE got 2 dancers living right next door and we visit all the time.One is a registered nurse and i may need reviving."Lap Dance Resuscitation"!(LAR)


84 posted on 11/21/2006 1:16:28 PM PST by INSENSITIVE GUY
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Right up your "Not-A-Ping".....

8^)


86 posted on 11/21/2006 1:38:10 PM PST by The SISU kid (it's all media hype to make you "work at jobs you hate to buy crap you don't need.")
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