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Pole Dancing Toy?!
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Posted on 11/21/2006 11:43:06 AM PST by Silicon Cowboy
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To: Silicon Cowboy
Once again South Parkcaptured this absurdity in a recent episode where yong preteen girls were convincing their parents to let them shop at a mall store called "Stupid Spoiled Whore".
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posted on
11/21/2006 12:34:09 PM PST
by
The Great RJ
("Mir we bleiwen wat mir sin" or "We want to remain what we are." ..Luxembourg motto)
To: Silicon Cowboy
Wonderful idea - a little pole dancer for Muffy and Janie and Sally to play with. Perhaps it will offer some sort of subliminal career guidance to the kiddies. Does she come complete with mini-coke to snort, and a mini-pimp to beat and bully her? How about several mini-babies born to various mini-fathers out of wedlock, all to be raised by mini-profits from mini-johns. Ah, me... childhood is such a magical time, and Christmas the ideal opportunity to introduce the kids to the pleasures and privileges of the pole dancer's life.
To: Ouderkirk
Who says it's a gag gift? The whole "stripper cardio" thing continues to gain popularity, and as excercise equipment goes 100 bucks is pretty cheap, and with the entertainment value to the hubby it probably has a higher chance of being used than most treadmills.
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posted on
11/21/2006 12:38:45 PM PST
by
discostu
(we're two of a kind, silence and I)
To: discostu
I wouldn't say that about an old women. An insane murderous spirit has reached a critical mass in that unhappy people, but I wouldn't yet condemn every one of them and especially not an elderly woman It wasn't that long ago that Barbra Walters was giving it a try on one of her evening specials.
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posted on
11/21/2006 12:42:23 PM PST
by
Dixie Yooper
(Ephesians 6:11)
To: Dixie Yooper
You would figure the sight of that would be enough to kill the whole fad (was Baba Wawa ever atractive?), but apparently not. More books and videos continue to come out, and some regular legit gyms have now added it their regimen alongside Spin and Rep Reebok.
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posted on
11/21/2006 12:46:04 PM PST
by
discostu
(we're two of a kind, silence and I)
To: Dixie Yooper
Oops! Sorry about that. Cross pasted from another thread.
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posted on
11/21/2006 12:47:04 PM PST
by
Dixie Yooper
(Ephesians 6:11)
To: discostu
Who says it's a gag gift? The whole "stripper cardio" thing continues to gain popularityI've done a little scientific research on the cardio pole phenomena, I can say with reasonable assuredness that any pole excercise that goes beyond the beginner "stand there and look at it" is going to bring that house-of-cards pole crashing in an instant.
I can't even imagine an anorexic chick being able to pull off the "hands-free-upside-down-slow-slide-to-the-ground-back-handstand-dismount" maneuver on any world with more gravity than an asteroid.
It's gotta be a conversation piece/gag gift.
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posted on
11/21/2006 12:48:55 PM PST
by
dead
(I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
To: Dixie Yooper
Seemed funky, but on topic so I rolled with it. Cross posted a few times myself.
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posted on
11/21/2006 12:48:58 PM PST
by
discostu
(we're two of a kind, silence and I)
To: Ouderkirk
"They don't give out grades for fathers, but if your daughter's a stripper...You F*&ked up." Agreed...
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posted on
11/21/2006 12:49:09 PM PST
by
libs_kma
(Monica blew while Al-Queda grew.....Oh well, Clinton happens!)
To: discostu
You would figure the sight of that would be enough to kill the whole fad (was Baba Wawa ever atractive?) I guess it was quite a few years ago when she was interviewing Demi Moore about her role as a stripper. Baba was pretty disgusting looking and yes, it did ruin the fad.
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posted on
11/21/2006 12:51:01 PM PST
by
Dixie Yooper
(Ephesians 6:11)
To: dead
Obviously without it having some form of permanent anchoring in the ceiling and floor it won't be good for any kind of real pole work. But it would still be useful as a centerpoint, and low loadbearing manuevers (low speed pivots, single leg slides etc). And really the upside-down-slide thing, while entertaining, doesn't burn much in the way of calories.
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posted on
11/21/2006 12:52:37 PM PST
by
discostu
(we're two of a kind, silence and I)
To: Always Right
"Comes with a free web cam too, so all the perverts can see!" Great maybe that can package it also with the adolescent thongs one company is selling now. My god I am glad my Grandmother is not with us any more, she would have been appalled
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posted on
11/21/2006 12:53:05 PM PST
by
Mad Dawgg
("`Eddies,' said Ford, `in the space-time continuum.' `Ah,' nodded Arthur, `is he? Is he?'")
To: Ouderkirk
One of Chris Rock's great lines.
To: Dixie Yooper
Oh yeah, I remember that interview. Probably set the fad back because it was a few years between that and the current growth in stripper cardio (on a side note, is it even possible to have this discussion without multiple double entendres, accidental or otherwise).
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posted on
11/21/2006 12:54:33 PM PST
by
discostu
(we're two of a kind, silence and I)
To: Ouderkirk
They don't give out grades for fathers, but if your daughter's a stripper...You F*&ked up That would make one hell of a tag line!
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posted on
11/21/2006 12:55:30 PM PST
by
Dixie Yooper
(Ephesians 6:11)
To: The Great RJ
Oh, that really exists in a mall near me. It's called "Libby Lu".
To: discostu
And really the upside-down-slide thing, while entertaining, doesn't burn much in the way of calories.Doesn't that depend on how slippery the pole is?
Uh, *blush* sorry, uh, *nevermind*...
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posted on
11/21/2006 12:59:24 PM PST
by
null and void
(<---- Food motivated. Easily trained)
To: Larry Lucido
If is your pole, you can keep.
No one wants YOUR pole.
And if they do, that's a whole other thread entirely.
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posted on
11/21/2006 12:59:36 PM PST
by
Dr.Zoidberg
(Mohammedism - Bringing you only the best of the 6th century for fourteen hundred years.)
To: Larry Lucido
um, hot, sweaty palm??? :-)
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posted on
11/21/2006 1:02:53 PM PST
by
Andonius_99
(They [liberals] aren't humans, but rather a species of hairless retarded ape.)
To: null and void
That's a different kind of burn. Might also cause weight loss, but still a different kind of burn entirely.
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posted on
11/21/2006 1:04:11 PM PST
by
discostu
(we're two of a kind, silence and I)
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