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AWESOME Pro-Military joke...
emailed | 11/20/2006 | from an email

Posted on 11/20/2006 7:58:38 PM PST by The Spirit Of Allegiance

Dan Rather, Peter Jennings, Cokie Roberts and a tough old U.S. Marine Sergeant were all captured by terrorists in Iraq. The leader of the terrorists told them that he would grant them each one last request before they were beheaded.

Dan Rather said, "Well, I'm a Texan, so I'd like one last bowlful of hot spicy chili." The leader nodded to an underling who left and returned with the chili. Rather ate it all and said, "Now I can die content."

Peter Jennings said, "I am Canadian, so I'd like to hear the song "O Canada" one last time." The leader nodded to a terrorist who had studied the Western world and knew the music. He returned with some rag-tag nusicians and played the anthem. Jennings sighed and declared he could now die peacefully.

Cokie Roberts said, "I'm a reporter to the end. I want to take out my tape recorder and describe the scene here and what's about to happen.

Maybe someday someone will hear it and know that I was on the job till the end." The leader directed an aide to hand over the tape recorder and Roberts dictated some comments. She then said, "Now I can die happy."

The leader turned and said, "And now, Mr. U.S. Marine, what is your final wish?"

"Kick me in the a!!," said the Marine.

"What?" asked the leader. "Will you mock us in your last hour?"

"No, I'm not kidding. I want you to kick me in the a!!," insisted the Marine. So the leader shoved him into the open and kicked him in the a!!. The Marine went sprawling, but rolled to his knees, pulled a 9 mm pistol from inside his cammies, and shot the leader dead.

In the resulting confusion, he leapt to his knapsack, pulled out his M4 carbine and sprayed the terrorists with gunfire. Moments later, all the terrorists were either dead or fleeing for their lives.

As the Marine was untying Rather, Jennings and Roberts, they asked him, "Why didn't you just shoot them in the beginning? Why did you ask them to kick you in the a!! first?"

"What," replied the Marine, "and have you three asses report that I was the aggressor?"


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons; War on Terror
KEYWORDS: thankyoutroops; wot
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1 posted on 11/20/2006 7:58:39 PM PST by The Spirit Of Allegiance
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To: Jim Robinson; kristinn; trooprally; OldFriend; Howlin; onyx; Old Sarge; Allegra; ...

THANK YOU VETS AND TROOPS!


2 posted on 11/20/2006 7:59:48 PM PST by The Spirit Of Allegiance (Public Employees: Honor Your Oaths! Defend the Constitution from Enemies--Foreign and Domestic!)
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To: The Spirit Of Allegiance

LOL!! Good one, and so true, too.


3 posted on 11/20/2006 8:00:43 PM PST by darkangel82 (Everyone has the right to be an idiot, but on DU they abuse the privilege.)
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To: The Spirit Of Allegiance

Loved it...rings true though...


4 posted on 11/20/2006 8:00:46 PM PST by mystery-ak (My Son, My Soldier, My Hero........God Speed Jonathan......)
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5 posted on 11/20/2006 8:01:05 PM PST by The Spirit Of Allegiance (Public Employees: Honor Your Oaths! Defend the Constitution from Enemies--Foreign and Domestic!)
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To: SandRat; blackie; bitt; neverdem; nopardons; All

ping.


6 posted on 11/20/2006 8:01:26 PM PST by The Spirit Of Allegiance (Public Employees: Honor Your Oaths! Defend the Constitution from Enemies--Foreign and Domestic!)
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To: The Spirit Of Allegiance

You betcha! God bless the military!

I wouldn't have untied them...


7 posted on 11/20/2006 8:03:27 PM PST by oneamericanvoice (Support the real Freedom Fighters!)
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To: The Spirit Of Allegiance

Marines Bump!


8 posted on 11/20/2006 8:04:39 PM PST by Enterprise (Let's not enforce laws that are already on the books, let's just write new laws we won't enforce.)
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To: The Spirit Of Allegiance

When they got back to the "world", all three probably asked Germany to try the old Gunny as a war criminal!


9 posted on 11/20/2006 8:07:44 PM PST by 2ndDivisionVet (Second To None!)
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To: The Spirit Of Allegiance

ahhhhhhhh...the truth!


10 posted on 11/20/2006 8:09:05 PM PST by krunkygirl
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To: potlatch; devolve; PhilDragoo; Smartass; bitt

Excellent joke!


11 posted on 11/20/2006 8:09:07 PM PST by ntnychik
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To: The Spirit Of Allegiance

Good one.


12 posted on 11/20/2006 8:09:51 PM PST by groanup (Limited government is the answer. Now, what's the question?)
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To: The Spirit Of Allegiance
THANK YOU VETS AND TROOPS!

And no thanks to the scumbag terrorist-enabling, treasonous journalists. A pox on them, their careers, and their filthy industry.

13 posted on 11/20/2006 8:10:41 PM PST by Retief
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To: The Spirit Of Allegiance

bookmark


14 posted on 11/20/2006 8:12:02 PM PST by GOP Poet
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To: devolve; ntnychik; The Spirit Of Allegiance

Lol, it's a good one. I've had it in email before.


15 posted on 11/20/2006 8:12:07 PM PST by potlatch (Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it?)
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To: The Spirit Of Allegiance

ROFL!


16 posted on 11/20/2006 8:12:45 PM PST by BlessedBeGod (Benedict XVI = Terminator IV)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Thanks for your service, Vet!


17 posted on 11/20/2006 8:15:25 PM PST by The Spirit Of Allegiance (Public Employees: Honor Your Oaths! Defend the Constitution from Enemies--Foreign and Domestic!)
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To: The Spirit Of Allegiance

Until the Treason is kicked in the ass all Marines as well as the rest of us are in grave danger.

Good one.


18 posted on 11/20/2006 8:16:37 PM PST by justshutupandtakeit (If you believe ANYTHING in the Treason Media you are a fool.)
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To: The Spirit Of Allegiance

By golly, there's lots of truth in there.


19 posted on 11/20/2006 8:20:41 PM PST by Frwy (Eternity without Jesus is a hell-of-a long time.)
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To: justshutupandtakeit; bert; ForGod'sSake; abb

As long as people subsidize advertisers that subsidize media riddled with anti-Americans, Fifth Column stuff is what we'll continue to get.


20 posted on 11/20/2006 8:25:26 PM PST by The Spirit Of Allegiance (Public Employees: Honor Your Oaths! Defend the Constitution from Enemies--Foreign and Domestic!)
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