Posted on 11/20/2006 7:58:38 PM PST by The Spirit Of Allegiance
Dan Rather, Peter Jennings, Cokie Roberts and a tough old U.S. Marine Sergeant were all captured by terrorists in Iraq. The leader of the terrorists told them that he would grant them each one last request before they were beheaded.
Dan Rather said, "Well, I'm a Texan, so I'd like one last bowlful of hot spicy chili." The leader nodded to an underling who left and returned with the chili. Rather ate it all and said, "Now I can die content."
Peter Jennings said, "I am Canadian, so I'd like to hear the song "O Canada" one last time." The leader nodded to a terrorist who had studied the Western world and knew the music. He returned with some rag-tag nusicians and played the anthem. Jennings sighed and declared he could now die peacefully.
Cokie Roberts said, "I'm a reporter to the end. I want to take out my tape recorder and describe the scene here and what's about to happen.
Maybe someday someone will hear it and know that I was on the job till the end." The leader directed an aide to hand over the tape recorder and Roberts dictated some comments. She then said, "Now I can die happy."
The leader turned and said, "And now, Mr. U.S. Marine, what is your final wish?"
"Kick me in the a!!," said the Marine.
"What?" asked the leader. "Will you mock us in your last hour?"
"No, I'm not kidding. I want you to kick me in the a!!," insisted the Marine. So the leader shoved him into the open and kicked him in the a!!. The Marine went sprawling, but rolled to his knees, pulled a 9 mm pistol from inside his cammies, and shot the leader dead.
In the resulting confusion, he leapt to his knapsack, pulled out his M4 carbine and sprayed the terrorists with gunfire. Moments later, all the terrorists were either dead or fleeing for their lives.
As the Marine was untying Rather, Jennings and Roberts, they asked him, "Why didn't you just shoot them in the beginning? Why did you ask them to kick you in the a!! first?"
"What," replied the Marine, "and have you three asses report that I was the aggressor?"
THANK YOU VETS AND TROOPS!
LOL!! Good one, and so true, too.
Loved it...rings true though...
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You betcha! God bless the military!
I wouldn't have untied them...
Marines Bump!
When they got back to the "world", all three probably asked Germany to try the old Gunny as a war criminal!
ahhhhhhhh...the truth!
Excellent joke!
Good one.
And no thanks to the scumbag terrorist-enabling, treasonous journalists. A pox on them, their careers, and their filthy industry.
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Lol, it's a good one. I've had it in email before.
ROFL!
Thanks for your service, Vet!
Until the Treason is kicked in the ass all Marines as well as the rest of us are in grave danger.
Good one.
By golly, there's lots of truth in there.
As long as people subsidize advertisers that subsidize media riddled with anti-Americans, Fifth Column stuff is what we'll continue to get.
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