[concerned about politics]

Or, for that matter, a Scientologist shouting "L. RON HUBBARD AKHBAR!" and flying an airplane into a building?

Oh c'mon. That's just plain silly. A Scientologist would use an alien space ship. Sheesh.

[BeHoldAPaleHorse]

Oh c'mon. That's just plain silly. A Scientologist would use an alien space ship. Sheesh.

Yeah, but it would look like a DC-8.