>>Okay, I can say for certainty that a certain snake was loose in the garden. That at least
>>makes him older than at least everybody (except perhaps Adam & Eve).
>>So, that would make him your elder brother, right? (I mean, if Jesus is your Elder
>>brother, and Lucifer is Jesus' brother, then Lucifer is also your elder brother, right?)
You are assuming (Erroneously) that Mormons believe we are brothers because we were created here. Actually we believe we are brothers because we were spirit children of our father. No where does it say when in this pre existence Lucifer was created spiritually, it could have been before or after you and I you could be older, I could. And who is older really does not matter except that we are told that Jesus was the first bore of the spirit of the Father. (The 2x Creation thing again)
Why would I assume that? Nowhere in the Bible does it say that Lucifer was created on earth!!!
Of course you "believe we are brothers because we were spirit children" because LDS are the only ones in the world who espouse that way-out belief.
I notice that your LDS missionaries don't exactly lead with that belief goin' door-to-door. "Hi, I'm Elder Brown, the younger spirit brother of Elder brother Lucifer Satan. May I come in?"