America's Code Of Slience (Chuck Norris: Its Time To Bring The Ten Commandments Back Alert)

To: rzeznikj at stout

Chuck Norris has no gray hair. The dark pigment is afraid to leave

41 posted on 11/20/2006 11:15:59 AM PST by DollyCali (Don't tell GOD how big your storm is -- Tell the storm how B-I-G your God is!)

To: goldstategop

A guy once told Chuck Norris to eat his heart out. Chuck Norris said, "Let me get the salt."

Chuck Norris actually created the Universe by roundhouse-kicking so fast the kick went back in time and created the Big Bang.

We did not drop atomic bombs on Japan. What happened was that Chuck Norris jumped out of the Enola Gay and punched the ground with his fists.

Why have aliens never invaded Earth? Because they're waiting until CHuck Norris is dead. Problem is, Chuck is immortal.

Chuck Norris was once invited to join the Justice League but he said their costumes looked really gay and roundhouse-kicked Superman in the face.

Chuck Norris is the only guy who can make the Incredible Hulk say "Uncle!"

Why is the Middle East a desert? Because Chuck Norris told it to stay that way to give terrorists no way to hide.

Chuck Norris killed the Dinosaurs. He hit a golf ball so hard it went back in time, and scientists have mistaken it for an asteroid impact ever since.

Chuck Norris does not know fear. Fear knows Chuck Norris.

Daylight Savings Time was actually created by Chuck Norris when he told the Sun he wanted extra light to kill bad guys.

Chuck Norris uses a black hole as a garbage disposal.

Chuck Norris will neve go to Hell. The Devil is too afraid he'd take over.

42 posted on 11/20/2006 11:31:58 AM PST by WestVirginiaRebel (Common sense will do to liberalism what the atomic bomb did to Nagasaki-Rush Limbaugh)

To: goldstategop; 69ConvertibleFirebird; Alexander Rubin; An American In Dairyland; Antoninus; ...

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43 posted on 11/20/2006 11:33:19 AM PST by wagglebee ("We are ready for the greatest achievements in the history of freedom." -- President Bush, 1/20/05)

To: Slings and Arrows

The Ten Commandments...a.k.a. "Chuck Norris's guidelines for the rest of us."

44 posted on 11/20/2006 2:04:13 PM PST by pcottraux (It's pronounced "P. Coe-troe.")

45 posted on 11/20/2006 2:07:28 PM PST by pcottraux (It's pronounced "P. Coe-troe.")

To: pcottraux; rzeznikj at stout

whoa.. (I see stout was the co-poster)

I just lifted the info from the Nuts & Bolts thread. & it was your name.. Thanks.

Need to get all of these together on one file....some good new ones (to me at least)

Off to a meeting on coyotes..

46 posted on 11/20/2006 2:16:02 PM PST by DollyCali (Don't tell GOD how big your storm is -- Tell the storm how B-I-G your God is!)

To: goldstategop

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

When Chuck Norris does division, there IS no remainder.

47 posted on 11/20/2006 2:48:42 PM PST by TChris (We scoff at honor and are shocked to find traitors among us. - C.S. Lewis)

To: goldstategop

When Chuck Norris shoves his morality down your throat, you ask for seconds.

48 posted on 11/20/2006 2:52:43 PM PST by Tailgunner Joe

Hi "B4Ranch"!!

Just returned from a busy Thanksgiving week!

Thanks for the "ping"!!

Nancee

49 posted on 11/26/2006 10:09:46 PM PST by Nancee ((Nancee Lynn Cheney))

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