"Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga.
So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama,
hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know."
And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed,
you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice. "
Dang ... He's really bloated. keep him away from sharp objects. If you stick a pin in him, he'll pop like a balloon.
Is this a real picture or photoshopped?