Did you see this article:
Personally, I'd take her by the left leg and throw her down the stairs (Nursery Rhyme Police)
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1740485/posts
And, also, this related article:
The nursery rhyme police - parents to take lessons in reading and singing
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1739465/posts
And Mrs Hughes said the state would train a new 'parenting workforce' to ensure parents who fail to do their duty with nursery rhymes are found and 'supported'.