In search of a nice Gaia (You can't make this up)

San Francisco magazine ^ | Stefanie Olsen

[decal]

Luckily for us, these types usually don't breed (Earth overpopulation and all that).

[magellan]

"organic house-cleaning"

WTF is organic house-cleaning?

[Atlas Sneezed]

Is there any doubt that this is really a religion?

These idiots just don't want to date outside their faith!

[the anti-liberal]

"And woe betide the guy who doesn’t"

Woe, indeed...

Woe be any man who meets a liberal woman in SF.

[Jet Jaguar]

“I can tell instantly if he’s my type by the deodorant he uses,” she says.

He wears deodorant?

[martin_fierro]

This thread is Gaia.

[AnAmericanMother]

These people are stone cold crazy.

They deserve each other.

And they ought to be made to live in a tent in the wilderness, just to keep them from bothering the rest of us.

[the anti-liberal]

Actually, this is a very good idea - how does she know this wasn't his way of dumping her?

For a while she was happily dating a film producer from Los Angeles who, she thought, was definitely on her eco-wavelength. But one morning they went out for breakfast, and Mr. Right ordered an all-meat meal and doused his coffee with several packets of Equal. “I was dumbstruck,” says Pearson. “I think I ate my entire meal in silence. Pork plus NutraSweet? That was definitely our last date.”

[Valin]

Maybe it's using organicly made free range water.

[LibFreeOrDie]

Mating Rituals of Neurotic Eco-Nazis

Can you imagine what these idiots would do to their kids?

[Valin]

You should be ashamed of yourself. Go to your room, and think of a proper punishment.

[hoagy62]

Using things that aren't chemically-based for cleaning. Such as using salt & lemon juice to shine copper pots, a vinegar-water mixture as a spray cleaner, and using ordinary baking soda as a household scrub for toilets, sinks, and tubs.

It saves money, too.

[SIDENET]

This sounds like a personality disorder.

Any psychologists out there?

[Billthedrill]

She believed her husband, Matt, was largely on the same page until recently, when she started to smell a gassy foulness from him after he returned home from business trips. “I know what smells meaty,” she says, laughing.

You ought to, honey, you're made of it. I wouldn't blame the poor sumbitch for resorting to pickled eggs, refried beans, and a sixer of cheap beer for a little revenge.

“It wasn’t just the compost,” Claudia says, “but it raised some control issues that we couldn’t resolve.”

Hmm...ya reckon?

[Nathan Zachary]

"WTF is organic house-cleaning?" Opening the curtains and letting the sun sterilize things naturally. This article is proof that veganism has an effect on one's mental health. This IS a religious cult, facts, such as organic foods are no healthier, do not contain any more nutrients, or any less residual pesticides, and in fact are more likely to contain harmful bacteria such as ecoli do not cause these nutters to take a pause and re- evaluate their beliefs.

[Recovering Ex-hippie]

Its when you have so much money that you can buy REALLY expensive crap that is 'organic" to clean your house instead of the ordinary soap we poor stupid UN-Green slobs use.

[em2vn]

Was the guy required to recycle any latex products?

[Valin]

The Chicken Cordon Bleus
Steve Goodman

When I first met you baby you fed me on chicken and wine
It was steak and potatoes and lobster and babe I sure felt fine
But now all you ever give me is seaweed and alfalfa sprouts
And sunflower seeds and I got my doubts
You left me here with the Chicken Cordon Bleus

My stomach is empty and all I got is food for thought
I been up all nite thinkin' 'bout the twenty pounds of groceries we bought
We bought ten lbs of brown rice and five more of beans
And five pounds of granola and you know what that means,
I'm just a regular fella with the Chicken Cordon Bleus


I'm starved for affection and I don't think I can stand no more
This stuff is so wierd that the cock roaches moved next door
Can you see that old dog out in the street
He's got a big smile on his face
Cause they let him meat
Babe I got the lemon and the Chicken Cordon Bleus

(spoken)

Yeah I'm goin down to the baker and get me a cannoli.
and Maybe a chocolate eclaire would be nice...

[umgud]

People like this disgust me.