Not funny.
When I was a teenager I was at a friends and eating some chips etc. I chewed on this thing that I thought was pretty good and asked "Whats this thing called ?" and he said it's a "PigSkin"
I asked "Why do they call it that ?"
And he answered truthfully. I try to stay Kosher but sometimes I don't do it too good.
Yuppers a Big Bag of Pork Rinds would be real good for the cabbies.