Posted on 11/18/2006 1:15:37 PM PST by SkyPilot
PARIS (AFP) - The Church of Scientology provides for several kinds of wedding ceremony for its followers, but according to the most traditional the husband "may promise to provide her (his wife) with "a pan, a comb, perhaps a cat."
US actor Tom Cruise and actress Katie Holmes will provide perhaps the most high-profile Scientologists' wedding to date this weekend.
And according to unconfirmed reports in the Italian media, American Scientology leader David Miscavige will fly in from Los Angeles to preside over the event.
According to the Scientologists' book "The Background, Ministry, Ceremonies and Sermons of the Scientology Religion", there are five versions of the Scientologist wedding ceremony: traditional, informal, single ring, double ring, and concise double ring, all of varying length and formality.
Scientology's "traditional ceremony" includes such advice to the groom as "Now -----, girls need clothes and food and tender happiness and frills, a pan, a comb, perhaps a cat.
"All caprice if you will, but still they need them."
The bride is told: "Hear well, sweet -----, for promise binds. Young men are free and may forget. Remind him that you may have necessities and follies, too."
No, he's not a robot. He's just another lost soul who has chosen Baal wearing the Scientology mask of A. Crowley's disciple L. Ron Hubbard, satanist extraordinaire.
Tom Crude is a Robot?????? LOL
Tom Crude reminds me of stinky socks....
Hey I have a GREAT idea remake the movie (hollywood is so good at remakes) of an Officer and a Gentleman and put a real Man in the role.....
Any thoughts on who could play the part?
I would vote for Fredrick Ljunberg of the English soccer team. I love his Calvin Klein ads.
LOL That is fantastic....but eerie lee to possible too.
Catholics?????
Well obviously not practicing their faith....
I always liked Mimi Rogers in her acting roles....Micheal the Angel that a young what's his name played was entertaining.
Did I miss something here?
Who the heck is the Good Looking Fellow?
Harrison Ford any day for this old Lad.
Britney the ex virgin Mousekateer dumped her whore of a husband and is NOW trading viruses with the ex husband of the Chick who played in the remake of the movie with the Southern Guys and fast car out running the Law.
Can't think of names...off hand.
The theme song was "just a good ole boyz never meanin' no harm" something like that.
I think Brits new viral love interest name is Mark o shea???
Somebody help me here with Hollywood gossip.
Some sick person with humor here need to photochop her doing the Michael Jackson baby dangle at the Count Dracula Castle.
How in the world have you been able to slip through the cracks?
LOL I read your post which came perfectly under the pic on my screen which cut off the pic right above the tip of the silver cylinder he is holding at the groin area.
That my freind is a ??? you posed that is fit for the Smokey Back Room Caption this picture mode.
Very clever!
You mean "Dukes of Hazzard"
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