Bringing children along for your Crack Package St Louis tour is encouraged, as they are a highly sought-after element of the local culture and commerce. Your tour guide (chosen from among thousands of stab victims released from hospitals every month) will be delighted to illustrate to you how the vibrant St. Louis culture can fulfill your child's fondest dreams of becoming a whore, pimp, or gang-banger and infants are welcome as well, as they function as an essential element of commerce, serving as trading stock for the local merchandise. All are welcome! (except for coherent, law-abiding citizens exercising their Second Amendment rights, of course)
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