[mass55th]

"Do I care?"

You need to get a "Do I look like someone who really gives a $hit?" button. I'd loan you mine, but it's been getting a lot of use lately.

[chit*chat]

I appreciate your offer. I'll check WalMart for one this weekend . . .

[Rummyfan]

Or simply type

DILLIGAS?

or

WhoGAS?