I had a coworker who got up extra early on TG morning to start frying the turkey....
under the carport,
next to the house with plastic siding,
on a windy morning...
And after he dropped the bird, he remembered he needed something from the store....
So he left his sleeping family and an unattended turkey in a vat of hot oil with an open flame.
And came home to a house about to catch on fire,
a melted power line and a spouse ready to kill him.
OMG! Thank goodness it was caught in time.
It illustrates the dangers of turkeys frying.
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