Ask the local fire department how they feel about turkey frying season ;)
I think I'd have to have at least two hours to listen to the answer, and it probably wouldn't be good for their blood pressure. If people would just follow BASIC safety precautions, like not throwing ice cubes in the hot oil, not frying the turkey in the house OR the garage, it really wouldn't be a problem, but every year, a couple of idiots burn down their houses.