At a recent football game here, some patrons complained about a drunk fan. The guy was hammered. The police came to talk to him. He became indignant and argued that he was not drunk. Of course, we all know what happened. He stood up to prove his sober condition and pitched face first into the aisle. As the police were escorting him out, another patron tried to defend him by saying "I think he tripped on this" while holding up a peanut shell.
Hilarity ensued.
The enjoyment of any sporting event is increased when you get to see some screaming idiot tossed out.