He's not good enough, He's not smart enought, and by gosh, people don't like him!
I got it, I'll with this:
"This just in: guess who will be off the air and out of a job soon. That's right. Me, Al Franken. Newsmaker Al Franken, known for saying my name, Al Franken, over and over will be off the air. No more of me, Al Franken...."
Ahhhh, you get the picture.
It would be fun to see that repeated once more. Poor sick soul........I mean idiot!