Now, that's really not fair to all the hard-working people involved in fast food management.
Besides, Franken's real talents lie in 12-step counseling and psychobabble affirmation therapy, as Stuart Smalley knows only too well.
Personally, I think Franken would be good for cult exit counseling and deprogramming. He does have experience (the cult of Hollyweird liberalism) and he likes tackling people. Just the thought of Franken (or Stuart Smalley) trying to force Tom Cruise into a straitjacket for 30 days of isolation and intensive exit deprogramming ought to bring tears to everyone's eyes. Of course, Franken would have to be deprogrammed first...