[spinestein]

Presumably, if one of my girlfriends gives birth in New Jersey, I can have my name and all twelve of my other girlfriends' names listed as legal parents on the birth certificate, provided everyone listed is an adult and consents to it. I hope this would be the case, since I wouldn't want to be discriminated against.

[opinionator]

Presumably, if one of my girlfriends gives birth in New Jersey, I can have my name and all twelve of my other girlfriends' names listed as legal parents on the birth certificate

Either that or your girlfriend would have to list all twelve of her boyfriends.