Characteristics of Minimum Wage Workers: 2005
...you forgot one major characteristic...THEY ARE LOSERS!
Well, don't forget that most minimum wage earners are young unmarried kids or young adults with minimal education and job skills - NOT breadwinners.
But, if you are over 25, have a high-school diploma or less, are not married, have no marketable skills, still live at home, and earn minimum wage... that would in fact tend to indicate the Big "L"