[SauronOfMordor]

For the most part, girls in engineering are either really dumb and getting by on thier looks (and they don't last long) or, unfortunately, are uglier than a bag of smashed a$$holes...

I should have my gorgeous, high-IQ engineering-major daughter come over to your place and beat you up for that

[fr_freak]

I should have my gorgeous, high-IQ engineering-major daughter come over to your place and beat you up for that

Please send her to my place instead.

[Andonius_99]

please do...heheheh... :-)

[Patton@Bastogne]

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Lord Sauron,


I should have my gorgeous, high-IQ engineering-major daughter come over to your place and beat you up for that


Pay no attention to these "lesser fools", my lord ...

I'm a Senior Aerospace Mechanical Engineer, and know full well the infinte Grace and Beauty inherent in most Women Engineers, with such qualities undoubtedly to be found in great abundance with your Fair Daughter ...



Ulysses’ Search for Love’s Bright Star


The Stars blush at the Caress of Your Smile,

As Your Stellar Countenance graces each New Day's Dawn ...

Your Enchanted Eyes never losing Sight of Your Life's Cherished Dreams.



And as each Day's Adventures and Challenges unfold Anew,

They're Confidently met by a Woman whose Soul commands great Strength,

Bidding any and all Obstacles to Abdicate in the Face of Her Determination.



Winter's Rain or Cold Night can never Eclipse your Radiant Elegance,

Just as the Seashore's intricate Miracles of Life prevail over the Ocean’s Tides ...

And the Mountain's Winter Snow Pack always yields to Spring's Brilliant Sunshine.



And Unquestionably ... Both Achilles and all the Princes of Troy,

Would Launch a Thousand Ships, Searching from Africa's Horn to Rhode's Colossus,

To See just Once the Incredible Beauty of Your Lips' Enchanted Smile.


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DAC, Copyright 2006, All Rights Reserved.

Dedicated to Jody of Clearwater, Florida, the Woman who will always be the Absolute Love of My Life ... An Exquisite Angel who's the most Beautiful Woman under God's brilliant constellation of Sun, Moon and Stars ...



Patton-at-Bastogne

"May God and His Angels Guard Your Sacred Throne, and May You Long Become It."

Shakespeare, Henry V, Act I, Scene II


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