Ah, LA Cop, you have much to learn.
'The Big Dog' attended Sun Tzu's secret school of frivolous lawsuit. Sun Tzu would eat the dog food for 2.7 MILL... Did you say 2.7 Mill?? For a taste of dog food??
In the words of Napoleon Dynamite: "lucky"
Sun Tzu has noted that you are at a serious disadvantage in the race category. Though you may still play the 'transgender' card should you go to the Fire Dept.
So many liability questions have made Sun Tzu sleepy. Much yellow perch has also severely impaired Sun Tzu's thinking. I must go ponder these questions at my leisure before I go to off-duty job.
Sun Tzu has a headache.
Yes it was 2.7 million dollars. (As a settlement not as a jury award!)
And to think they actually pay some poor lady at Purina about $35,000 a year to taste dog food on a daily basis. I think she needs to join the LA Fire Department. But then again she's probably white, so her chances of prevailing in a lawsuit are probably about the same as my chances of actually arresting a gang member without myself getting shot or sued.
I'm not particularly fond of the idea of being transgendered. In San Francisco and other cities, they allow men to dress like women when they show up for work. I'm wondering if I were to dress up as a black man, would my chances of being able to actually arrest a gang member or a terrorist without being sued be any better.
There's a store on my beat that sells bling bling, grills, hip hop spinners, baggy pants and high tops. Do you think if I walked my beat dressed like that and flashed a few signs, that I would get more respect from these young men?
Confused Cop in LA.