Posted on 11/14/2006 2:52:56 PM PST by Lorianne
We need to purge the GOP restrooms of this chemical. The dems probably planted it there decades ago.
Learn something every day! I always wondered what they called that. What will they think of next?
May, 2005? I thought this looked familiar.
Great, so I can funnel chemicals to little boys and make them like little girls?
Better read this, daughter, dear--LOL!
Regards, Ivan
We need to purge the GOP restrooms of this chemical.
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Yes, replace it will massive MALE HORMONE shots for all MALE GOP members. Maybe they will grow a huge set, get a stiff spine, and for once, fight the libs!!!
So does this explain Al Franken, Matt Lauer and Bill Maher?
Whopeeeee!
Now we will finally have generations of sweet, sensitive, caring shemales with no cojones. And there will be peace and tranquility on sheearth.
ffffFReeeePeeee!
Ah. And I guess the NOW hags will begin parading around with phtallic symbols.
Lyrics by Oscar Hammerstein II
Music by Richard Rodgers
A Mickey McBride Arrangement
WHEN I HAVE A BRAND NEW HAIRDO
WITH MY EYELASHES ALL IN CURL,
I FLOAT AS THE CLOUDS ON AIR DO,
I ENJOY BEING A GIRL!
WHEN MEN SAY I'M CUTE AND FUNNY
AND MY TEETH AREN'T TEETH BUT PEARL,
I JUST LAP IT UP LIKE HONEY,
I ENJOY BEING A GIRL!
I FLIP WHEN A FELLOW SENDS ME FLOWERS,
I DROOL OVER DRESSES MADE OF LACE,
I TALK ON THE TELEPHONE FOR HOURS
WITH A POUND AND A HALF OF CREAM UPON MY FACE!
I'M STRICTLY A FEMALE FEMALE,
AND MY FUTURE I HOPE WILL BE
IN THE HOME OF A BRAVE AND FREE MALE
WHO'LL ENJOY BEING A GUY HAVING A GIRL LIKE ME.
Otherwise known as the "taint." As in, t'aint up front and t'aint behind.
Male GOP members? Low volume?
In the new Senate, 11 of the Democrats are women, and 5 of the Republicans are women.
Somebody must first volunteer to measure the anogenital distance on these three subjects to correlate it with the study findings. Don't look at me!!
However, this study still does not explain the extremely short anocranial distance for these three liberal loons.
Its the anocranial distance that is so small in democrats!
Then I think we need to carpet-bomb the Middle East with cheap Chinese toys. ;)
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