[Tenacious 1]

This is the funniest thread of all time!

[Vaquero]

This is the funniest thread of all time! its also the saddest and scariest

[vamoose]

The story reads like the script of Plan 9 From Outer Space

Compare:
Plan 9: "One thing's sure. Inspector Clay is dead. Murdered. And someone's responsible!"

Bullet Found in Doorway: "If it goes bang, it is still lethal."