[Tulsa Ramjet]

Hey,...I think I see a chinese sub periscope behind that one carrier! Yeah....right there! Wait! They are waving a little sign.....it says...."Gotcha....?" Good thing we are spending all those billions on ASW. I wonder if ADM Fallon was glad to see Rumsfeld go.

[No Blue States]

Sneaking up on our carrier is one thing (if in fact we were really snuck up on), doing something more is another. But in light of the USS Cole I wouldnt want to underestimate the enemy.