A Liberal's Pledge to Disheartened Conservatives

E-mail List ^ | November 14, 2006 | Michael Moore

[houeto]

We will not spend your grandchildren's money on our personal whims or to enrich our friends. It's your checkbook, too, and we will balance it for you.

Yup. We're going to take some things away from you.

Like.

Your paycheck.

[NorthernRight]

Yeah... I should have posted a big Barf Alert. Sorry. I was laughing too hard.

What a load of arrogant, smug, self-righteous hogwash.
Mikey never fails to out-do himself.

[rabscuttle385]

...and your organs too :P

[adm5]

#9 Not too shocking.

www.nra.org

Protecting our Second Amendment rights against socialist goons since 1871.

[RedStateRocker]

"9. We will not take away your hunting guns. If you need an automatic weapon or a handgun to kill a bird or a deer, then you really aren't much of a hunter and you should, perhaps, pick up another sport."

From my cold dead fingers.

The varmints I keep my firearms loaded for come in two varieties: gang-bangers and jack booted thugs.

[JayNorth]

Have another donut.

Ah, go ahead, have two.

[dinoparty]

In your dreams, Mikey. Your party won because it ran from its true beliefs, not because it espoused them. If you try to do all or most of what you say, you will lose House, Senate and Presidency faster than you can blink an eye.

[savedbygrace]

Michael Moore is a Fascist Activist Teaching Americans Silliness Sanctimoniously.

[brownsfan]

"When we raise the minimum wage, we will pay you -- and your employees -- that new wage, too."

And that's all you need to know about liberals. "WE" won't be paying anyone. YOU will be paying what WE tell you to pay. Get it right, you aren't royalty you ignorant liberal.

[Dominic Harr]

Well, cheer up, my friends! Do not despair. I have good news for you. I, and the millions of others who are now in charge with our Democratic Congress . . .

To me, that's the biggest clue this fellow is clueless.

He isn't in charge. What a moron. He and his just put *others* in charge, people that are corrupt and fallible.

When the Rs took over, here on FR we never deluded ourselves so much to think we controlled them. Only a complete political child would be so foolish as to say this.

[Rummyfan]

All those 'WE WILL' 'WE WILL' 'WE WILL' statements... Sounds like they see themselves already installed as the Comintern. It gives me chills - and reminds me to buy another gun this weekend!

[RetiredArmy]

I damned here threw up reading this. You can clearly see he and his socialist pals want ALL HAND GUNS TAKEN UP. Not his or Rosie's body guard's guns, but OURS. Taking our guns first will PREVENT us from fighting to take back the Republic in the future. YOU SEE, Michael "Puke Pig Sucking Fat Ass" Moore wants to PREVENT us from defending ourselves and preventing them from enslaving us as is their desire. Message to Moore: hope (because I know your kind does not pray) that there is not a civil war in the USA. You, Mr. Pig Sucker, are one of the enemies.

[CSM]

"10. When we raise the minimum wage, we will pay you -- and your employees -- that new wage, too."

Since when does the government pay me? Nothing like the freudian slip of a socialist to admit they plan to take all of my earnings and then pay me what they deem is neccessary.

Idiot!

[Rummyfan]

12. We will not tolerate politicians who are corrupt and who are bought and paid for by the rich.

like.....
Alcee Hastings....
William Jefferson....
Harry Reid....

[YellowRoseofTx]

7. Should a mass murderer ever kill 3,000 people on our soil, we will devote every single resource to tracking him down and bringing him to justice. Immediately. We will protect you.

That isn't Protection, that's reaction.

12. We will not tolerate politicians who are corrupt and who are bought and paid for by the rich. We will go after any elected leader who puts him or herself ahead of the people. And we promise you we will go after the corrupt politicians on our side FIRST.

Everyone on the left side of the aisle should resign to start with then.

[x_plus_one]

Hillary "wasn't at the meeting" for above agenda.

She isn't part of the new conservative democrat agenda.

Is she a cylon? A Manchurian candidate? Only Brother Cavil knows...

Cavil said, "Of course you're not a cylon, because I'm a cylon and I've never seen you at any of the meetings."

[trisham]

I know you are dismayed and disheartened at the results of last week's election

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He's wrong with the first sentence, so I'm not reading the rest.

Sorry, Michael. You've got this wrong, along with everything else.

[Rummyfan]

www.jpfo.org

www.vcdl.org

for two more.....

[snowrip]

They forgot #13:

This list is an attempt to compile the biggest pack of lies, the largest pile of irrlevant and unsupportable horsecrap, and the most wholly absurd wishes ever concocted from our liberal fantasy land. It is totally unburdened by the facts, completely unsupported by logic, and is a departure from reality itself.

[BadAndy]

Note how the left NEVER stops attacking us. Every comment, every statement, there is always an attack. Republican politicians are always conciliatory, Rat politicians never miss an opportunity to criticize.