Miss Afghanistan, Vida Samadzai
If I were a crude guy, I might joke that an Afghan teenage boy who spoke Latin might have found a well-hidden picture of Vida Samizdai and said to himself, "Vidi, Vida, Veni!"
But I'm not a crude guy. So I would never make a joke like that.
Pretty face, buts he needs to chow down on a box of donuts a day for a month.