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I'd wear a beanie with a propeller.

I was thinking along the lines of a fake-blood stained turban with the Danish "Allah" cartoons attached to it.

I wouldn't wear it in areas where children might see it, though...I wouldn't want to frighten them.  The actions of the real jihadists are quite frightening enough.

[Stoat]

".....Danish "Allah" cartoons ....."

Danish Mohammed cartoons, rather.  My bad.