Gay cruises draw protests in Caribbean

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap_travel/20061110/ap_tr_ge/travel_brief_dominica_gay_cruises ^ | Fri Nov 10, 8:07 AM ET | ELLSWORTH CARTER, Associated Press Writer

[N. Theknow]

What's the name of the ship?

The Love Butt?

[Dog Gone]

How does one book a gay cruise, and how does one avoid accidentally booking a gay cruise?

[Puppage]

What happens if the ship, er, goes down?

[Dog Gone]

ROFL

[BenLurkin]

I don't know the answer to either of those questions.

[svcw]

"We want the government to ensure that gay tourists do not come to the island and conduct themselves in any immoral way," he said

But thats who they are...immoral beings.

[frankjr]

Is it long and hard and full of sea-men?

[Dick Bachert]

And wildlife activists are concerned that the hundreds of used concoms along the beach and lost ball gags will choke the large bird and dolphin population in the surrounding waters.

[Dog Gone]

I don't know the answer to either of those questions.

Unfortunately, it took about 5 seconds on Google to find out part of the answer.

http://www.gaycruisevacations.com/

[Obie Wan]

Attention,passengers please board the ship as the USS AIDS will be departing in a half hour !!!

[Dog Gone]

[RoadTest]

Dominica has a lot of Christians. We stopped there once and found fundamentalist believers among the native Caribs. I kinda hate to see queer pollution hit that place, too. Look what's it's done to our place.

[RightOnTheLeftCoast]

"What's the name of the ship? The Love Butt?"

The Poop Deck?

[BenLurkin]

Consider this -- you might book an ordinary cruise on the same ship. How clean are the rooms, pools, jacuzzis and saunas likely to be?

[airborne]

Well, how intolerant! (sarc)

[mrmargaritaville]

I'm figurin' that any cruise that features the Village People as the marque entertainment would be one to avoid.

[VRWCtaz]

"What happens if the ship, er, goes down?"

You just couldn't resist that, could you? I suppose next you'll be making references to the head. /s ;~)

[Puppage]

I suppose next you'll be making references to the head. /s ;~)

Well, not since YOU stole my thunder.

Did I mention the dingy? :-)

[dcnd9]

O'h they can't tell you that because it would be discriminatory to reveal their sexuality.

Yikes!!