Our bathrooms are infested with horrible hairy spiders that like to lie in wait for me - I think they like the sound of me screaming.
For some reason, they avoid you.
It's because I treat them like I would Islamic terrorists, dear. I smash them over the head with a blunt instrument, dump them in the loo, pour bleach on them, and flush them away.
Love, Ivan
I spoke with this one earlier...she knows how to use your phone. She says she'll be clingining to the underside of the bowl all day today, waiting for you to come in and have a seat.
She also says, by the way, that Ivan is quite handsome, even from her accustomed angle.
For some reason, they avoid you.
Hahaha, I have SUCH a difficult time not responding to MY wife's posts on here! We have a truce about not bringing the threads home.
It's a plot. Do we use our wives to scare the spiders away so it is safe for us, thereby never seeing the dreaded Loo Spiders?
Like flushing game?