Well I was trying to play nice with redgirlinabluestate but if that's the way you feel about Romney how about...
Sanford/Santorum '08
I don't know anything about Sanford so I've gotten an open mind and am willing to learn more.
I like Santorum, but the press wants to burn him in effigy so he might be a bit of a lightning rod that way. But the MSM is going to go after any candidate with an R after his name, so if he's game, I am too.