[doc1019]

That would be one real beer or a case of Bud?

[John Lenin]

At my weight .05 is one drink. It is .08 in CA which is two drinks for me.

[robertpaulsen]

After the Great Britain Beer Festival, in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer. The guy from Budweiser says, "Give me 'The King Of Beers'."

The bartender gives him one. The guy from Schlitz says, "Give me 'The Beer That Made Milwaukee Famous'."

He gets it. The guy from Guinness sits down and says, "Give me a Coke."

The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what he ordered. The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask, "Why aren't you drinking a Guinness?"

The Guinness president replies, "Well, if you guys aren't drinking beer, neither will I."