Wow, docbnj, you pretty much captured "smug little twit" perfectly there, hehe.
This pretty much sums up most Mac users:
http://www.edharriss.com/images/fun/iproduct.jpg
Somewhere out there is a video compilation, it shows the infallible apple computers messing up at demos. basically its the apple going to the infamous microsoft blue screen ,ha ha, My favorite part is when they try to load and run a game on the system, man the thing really chokes on it, oh yeah remember how easy the mac works with cameras in their commercial? Watch the experts try to figure out how to even plug it in, turn it on, etc. A real hoot.