Hail the global caliphate, brought to you by the same spiteful, disloyal back-stabbers who brought you Ho Chi Minh City and Pol Pot--the American electorate.
I'm not surrendering yet. And for what it's worth, Charles Martel and a few thousand soldiers in the 900s overturned centuries of Islamic dominance at a single battle. So stop being cynical and let's get to work.