Always worth a re-BUMP!
Sorry I didn’t save the original thread word for word and comment for comment. That thread was amazing from start to finish. This version isn’t too shabby either, though I haven’t finished reading all of it yet; I’m not going to make that same mistake twice. I’m just so glad I happened to find this repost today, because I’ve looked for the original many times to no avail. BLOAT, everybody!
Awesome, thanks! I haven’t seen it in years.