Lake Eufala territory. I spent a long while in McAlester for the US Army and came to appreciate the serious lack of anything other than Wal-Mart shopping.
But rattlesnakes....they grow 'em big down there.
And fish....the same.
D'oh.
Sorry, we'all was in Southwestern Oklahoma.
Like I said, Quartz Mountains (rising out of the flat-earth Wheat and Cotton country like an unexpected blessing); but I mis-typed the directions.
Try "Lake Altus" territory. My bad. (humph)