[TXLibertarian]

"Stan Jones, the Losertarian running in Montana didn't even know which office he was running for."

Stan Jones is the head of the LSC (Libertarian Smurf Caucus) and occasionally suffers bouts of dementia brought about by a lifelong addiction to smurfberries.

Wiki article here ...

[CWOJackson]

And least we forget the Spitting Druid...one of the stars of the LP that year.