[nopardons]

I am NOT drunk; I almost never drink alcoholic beverages and when I do, I do so in great moderation. Obviously, the same can not be said about you.

Baiting me isn't helping you any, sweetums.

[Prost1]

A Great Maxim is "Practice Moderation in All things, including your excesses!"

I modified the old oriental expression a bit...

Time for you to cool off.
(And I am not your "sweetums". You really can't be that sick!)