Today's FEEBLE
YOKE :
Quarterback Brett Favre, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God started showing him around. They came to a modest little house that needed some repair with an old, faded Packers flag in one small window.
"This house is yours for eternity, Brett," said God, "this is very special; not everyone gets a house up here." Brett felt special indeed and walked up to his new home.
On his way up to the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a
three-story mansion with a blue and orange sidewalk, blue and orange roof, a 50-foot tall
flagpole with an enormous Bears flag, the lawn manicured in the shape of the Bears logo, and in every single window, a blue helmet with a "C" on it.
Brett looked at God and said, "Lord, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was an All-Pro Quarterback, I won a Super Bowl, I hold numerous records, played for umpteen years and of course made it to the Hall of Fame."
God said, "So what do you want to know, Brett?"
"Well, why does Walter Payton get a better house than me?"
God chuckled and said, "Brett, that's not Walter Payton's house, it's mine."
Health Care Profession – Secret Codes
ALP – Acute Lead Poisoning (… a gunshot wound)
ALP (A/C) – Acute Lead Poisoning (Air Conditioning) (… multiple gunshot wounds)
AMF Yo Yo – Adios (… You’re On Your Own)
ART – Assuming Room Temperature (… deceased)
Bagged and Tagged – A body that is ready to be taken to the hospital morgue (… it’s in a body bag and has a toe tag)
Code Brown – Take a guess!
Code Yellow – A patient who has wet the bed
Code Zero – Another “Frequent Flyer”. The real radio codes range from Code 1 (not serious) to Code 4 (emergency)
DFO – Done Fell Out (… of bed)
Flower Sign – Lots of flowers at a patient’s bedside (… may indicate the patient is a good candidate for early discharge, since they have friends and family who can care for them)
FOOSH – Fell Onto Outstretched Hand (a broken wrist)
FORD – Found On Road Dead
Frequent Flyer – Someone who is regularly taken to the hospital in an ambulance, even though they aren’t sick (… it’s free and something to do)
House Red – Blood
Insurance Pain – An inordinate amount of neck pain following a minor auto collision with a wealthy driver
MGM Syndrome – A “patient” who is faking illness and putting on a really good show
SYB – Save Your Breath (as in, “SYB, he WNL”)
T&T Sign – Tattoos-and-teeth. (Patients with a lot of tattoos and missing teeth are more likely to survive major injuries)
TMB – Too Many Birthdays (suffering from old age)
TRO – Time Ran Out
WNL – Will Not Listen
OMG rack it that Daily Yoke who need God was Bear fans
Well latest right now GOP try grab the Senate by skin of their teeth according to Fox news one of punits are saying probably reason is that GOP lost is because we got Rockfeiler Republican in the WH
HUH
The scandel really hurt them too and Karl Rove
Everything is Karl Rove fault right????